physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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