New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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