I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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