Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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