Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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