I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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