i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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