I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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