I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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