everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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