I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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