she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
