Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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