Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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