I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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