once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
And then he peed in my hair
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