know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
