You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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