Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I forget how to act sober
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