Me. At least after what I've been through.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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