It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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