so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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