do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Moan for me like Helen Keller
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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