is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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