Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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