How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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