He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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