so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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