biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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