I got chris browned last night
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize