Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
We smell like vodka and hangover
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