How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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