I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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