Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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