You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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