is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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