No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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