You're so nebulous sometimes
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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