The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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