What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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