his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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