is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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