East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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