i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize