Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
