you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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