is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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