the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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