Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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