hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
