then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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