Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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