birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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