i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
