shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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